DECREE04.07.26
Declaring Independence From Your Landlord
A comprehensive guide to sovereign immunity within a rental agreement. Legal basis: vibes.
Republic
of X
Dispatches from the sovereign interior
POLICY04.03.26
The Thermostat Doctrine
Why 23 degrees is the only acceptable temperature and anyone who disagrees is a foreign agent.
CULTURE03.28.26
National Cuisine: Instant Noodles & Cope
The official state meal has been ratified. Dissent will be met with passive aggression.
CONFLICT03.22.26
Border Dispute With Flat 4A
They took our Amazon package. This is an act of war. The UN has been notified via group chat.
INFRA03.15.26
Load Shedding Schedule: A National Crisis
The breaker trips every time the kettle and microwave run simultaneously. Infrastructure is crumbling.
MANDATE03.10.26
State-Sponsored Nap Protocol
Executive order 007: All citizens must observe mandatory quiet hours from 14:00 to 16:00.
DIPLOMACY03.04.26
The Spider Accord
After lengthy negotiations, Spider #3 has been granted asylum in the bathroom corner. Peace in our time.
DECREE02.27.26
WiFi Is a Human Right
Buffering during a crucial video call is now classified as a war crime under domestic law.